I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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