Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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