I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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