I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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