she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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