he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
