Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
