YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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