Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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