Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
