just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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