So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
