I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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