they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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