absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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