I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
pop tarts are not kleenex
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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