I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize