I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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