Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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