Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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