i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
