the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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