Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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