you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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