Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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