question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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