ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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