Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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