And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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