Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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