I must be too annoying 4 u.
Welp...herpes.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
only you would photoshop your dick
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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