sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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