On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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