I must be too annoying 4 u.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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