The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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