oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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