Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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