Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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