And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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