Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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