all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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