Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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