I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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