it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
