did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
we made out on top of his cat.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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