I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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