If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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