one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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