I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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