So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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