Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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