i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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