I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I am available for nakedness
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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